O Ale-8 Christmas Tree, How lovely are Your Branches!

My favorite season has gloriously dawned. That's right, only 11 more days until Christmas! I'm relieved that this semester has passed, though not without reflecting on the memorable events that occurred these past months.

• I dropped a couch on my foot whilst moving in. Ouch. I believe I was told that it looked "hobbit-like." Aw, what every girl wants to hear!
• We bought fish. Then they died. Now we have another one. His name is Jonas, and we've kept him alive for months now. This is what we refer to as progress.
• We have determined that anything with the words "accounting" or "physics" in the title should be eliminated.
• We found out that Karissa owns a pink sweater.
• The flirtatious poke was analyzed...and reanalyzed.
• The very same tree that tried to amputate my toe last winter tried to blind me this year. Bloody thing's a menace.
• Finally, we ate pomegranite for the first time. Now we can only leave Wilmore for a few months a year. Wait, that's actually true...

"This is Herman, Missouri, not......whatever."